When I get to write for a brand I genuinely love, it feels like rolling a nat 20 at the table. This week is the official release of Dungeons & Dragons: Worlds & Realms, a hardcover anthology that’s a fictional journey through the D&D multiverse, accompanied by 50 years of gorgeous D&D fantasy art. I contributed three short stories to the collection set in Mystara, Eberron, and the Feywild. I received two boxes with five books each and they are heavy. If I dropped a box on a nilbog’s head, it’d kill him in one turn. Worlds & Realms makes a great holiday gift and blunt weapon for 1d6 bludgeoning.
This newsletter is about my personal creative projects, but I’d be lying if I said this kind of client work didn’t bring me joy. For me, I think it goes back to playing with action figures. I had a motley crew of Ninja Turtles, Real Ghostbusters, and X-Men figures growing up and they were well played with. I could sit for hours in my bedroom gaming out stories in my head where Donatello, Beast, and Egon solve the world’s problems with their combined intellect – and no one picks on them in the cafeteria, even though they’re three obvious nerds! If my mom, a professional actress, hadn’t instilled in me the idea that professionalism is the ultimate goal for a creative person, I might’ve gotten into fan fiction when I was older. I certainly loved making up new stories for popular TV and movie characters.
When I was in grade school, I had a friend growing up named Sam, and he had all the Battle Beasts. They were 2 inch tall animal cyborgs with heat-sensitive holograms on their chests. When you pressed the holograms, they revealed one of three natural elements, and the idea was to play a version of Rock, Paper, Scissors with them to determine who won the battles between them. I only had two or three Battle Beasts and they battled each other incessantly. Sam had dozens of them, plus their vehicles that were shaped like other beasts. At Sam’s house, we had so many battle-tunities!
I remember Sam being cool about how we’d play Battle Beasts together. He wasn’t too controlling or obstinate. I have memories of playing at another kid’s house who was highly particular about how we could play with his Ninja Turtles. Leatherhead wasn’t allowed to fight Ace Duck, because Ace Duck was hanging out with Mondo Gecko and Leatherhead is afraid of Mondo because he has a very mean older sister, Geoffrey!
Who owns the “toys” complicates writing for brands, too. My experience with D&D was ideal. The editors at Ten Speed Press let me pick the worlds I wanted to explore and gave me tons of creative freedom. It was as fun an experience as adventuring in the Forgotten Realms with pals on a Sunday afternoon. I had a similar experience writing for Sesame Street comics, where I got the smartest and most complimentary notes I’ve ever received from their product licensing department. Other times, though, the licensor is very prickly. The collaboration feels like walking casually across a field, and unbeknownst to me, there are a hundred unmentioned guideline landmines buried in the dirt below. I’ll get a note like, “Queen Zipzop can’t make that joke,” and I point out the similar joke Queen Zipzop makes in the third movie, and that does not sway them at all, lol. What the client says goes, whether they explain the logic of their notes or not.
Recently, I joined the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers, which was referenced in an article I read about a flawed Stephen King text adventure game. (Liam Neeson voice: “I have a very particular set of interests.”) The IAMTW is a group of authors from around the world who write licensed media adaptations. I would never have guessed such a group exists. I thought media-tie in writers were like the 1970s Incredible Hulk, who must travel alone from license town to license town. Genres are a uniting force that create community – mystery writers, romance writers, etc. – but media tie-ins are so diverse in nature. It’s interesting to read about the varied and impressive work other writers in IAMTW have accomplished. My credits in this world are modest compared to some authors who’ve written, like, dozens of Mr. Bean books, and I didn’t even know there were any Mr. Bean books!
I feel fortunate to get this type of work. In this case, I have to thank my longtime friend Paul, who works at Wizards of the Coast. Years ago, I met Paul at San Diego Comic-Con, when he was an editor at Boom Studios. I was a young writer in a Warner Bros fellowship who was super excited about Boom’s upcoming line of Muppet comics. The Muppets have a special place in my heart and I really wanted to write for that title. I pitched lots of ideas for the series. Paul loved them, but nothing came together before he left the company. That’s a very common story with pitching, where your champion at the company leaves and the pitch becomes doomed.
The story could’ve ended there, but Paul and I kept in touch. Over the years, we became close friends. Amanda and I have monthly eBrunches with Paul and his wife Heather, a celebrated YA author and comics writer with many licensed books under her belt. (Including some with Paul.) Paul has recommended me for many gigs over the years, and I’m extremely grateful, but I’m far more grateful for his friendship. As I get older, I’ve learned the best part about playing with toys aren’t the toys themselves. It’s who you play them with.
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📨 Next Week: The Phenomenals is due to launch, but Amanda and I struggle with our health. The next newsletter is sick and not in a cool skateboarding way.
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